A Cam Girl Site Has Offered NBA Players Free Memberships To Balance Out Their Lack Of Bubble Bonin’

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After Stephen A. Smith vocalized his major horny police concerns over NBA players’ need for “certain recreational activities,” a hero has come forward. Porn site Cams.com has c̶r̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶i̶t̶y̶  done their civic duty by offering NBA players a “comped VIP membership” to their cam-girl led site. Heavy.com reports:

“Cams.com, a leading adult entertainment webcam company, would like to formally extend an offer to all participants in the NBA in Orlando a comped VIP membership to its site,” the site stated in an email blast today. It went on:

“Players (and coaches) who sign up via [email protected] and verify their identity will be provided with a VIP membership and free tokens to the site which would allow them access to Cams.com’s roster of beautiful models 24/7. If they are ever lonely or need some extra motivation before a big game, all they need to do is use their VIP membership credential to log on to the site and they will have an array of beautiful models at their disposal. They can chat with them in private cam rooms via voice and video text. The models can provide companionship, fun conversation, sexy stripteases and more.”

Ah yes, nothing fills that vampire-like hunger for physical contact quite like “fun conversation” with a girl paid to be on a webcam.

But it does seem like there’s still something to be left desired with the virtual experience. And many players would likely have girls ready willing and able to take up similar arms on Instagram DMs so it may be a more competitive marketplace than Cams.com would consider.

I’m sure someone like new Laker J.R. Smith would give it a shot, though. Especially if they could find a way to make it more satisfying to make it rain on the cam girl like the strip club version many players have come to know and love:

A chime noise ringing out when the Bitcoin payment hits just doesn’t pack the same oomph. So I hear.

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