Al Horford’s Sister Declares That God Would Want Her To Show Off Her Boobs In Response To Twitter Hater

Anna Horford is not quite as famous as her NBA superstar brother Al Horford. But her social media strategy may be more of an attention getter than low key Al. When Anna Horford was tweeted by a random woman about how Anna showing off her boobs is an affront to God and marriage, here was her response:

Anna Horford also previously showed off her booty to shut down a different hater so clearly she’s got a well-rounded social media strategy.

I don’t know that you or I could volley back Internet trolls with some well-presented cleavage — even if the Quarantine 15 makes that a more viable option than it normally would be — but it’s hard to argue with Anna’s approach. If you want to evoke religion and all that it’s responsible for, then you have to keep an open mind. If we’re to go with that world view, God created the yin and yang of everything. He created the viruses and He created the cures. He created hunger and He created food. And he created the sanctity of marriage as well as the temptation that Anna Horford’s titties present. That’s the poetry of creationism.

So here’s to Anna Horford for bringing her own reminders of the glory of God.

Judge Anna Horford if you must but she’s clearly spreading the gospel as best she can.

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