Absurd Jim Harbaugh Story Surfaces In wake Of Urban Meyer Being Seen With Young Blonde

Jim Harbaugh may know a thing or two about being hit on by a younger woman.

On Monday, all the talk is about Jaguars coach Urban Meyer apologizing for being a ‘distraction’ after pics of him out dancing with a young blonde girl went viral.


In the wake of all of the Urban Meyer noise, a story about Jim Harbaugh is beginning to surface.

Apparently, Harbaugh was being hit on while attending a party at Michigan when he was the head coach of the 49ers. Instead of flirting back in normal fashion, Harbaugh opted to have a strangely intense football session with the young woman.


Here’s the full Jim Harbaugh story via

mgoblog site:

“He said to the first girl, “keep your hands up, thumbs down,” and he showed her the proper motion with his own hands. When she didn’t get quite right, he grabbed her wrists and showed her how to position her hands. He then paced off 15 yards, held the ball in front of him, squatted like he was under center, patted the ball hard, took three hard steps back, planted his back leg and fired the ball at the first girl. As he let the ball go, you could hear it click as his fingernails hit the ball and, I shit you not, as the ball whizzed through the air you could hear it ssssssssssss… THUNK! It hit the girl in the shoulder and knocked her down.

“Come on, let’s go!” Jim barked. While Girl #1 picked herself up, Girl#2 gamely grabbed the ball and lobbed it back. Again, Jim got in his QB squat, smacked the ball, did a hard three-step drop-back and fired the ball at Girl#3, she ducked but the ball hit off the top of her head and went into the street. Girl#2 ran after it while Girl#3 sat on the ground rubbing her head. When Girl#2’s throw back to Jim was short, Jim got a bit annoyed, and set the girls up in a relay so that two girls were about 25 yards away, and the third girl was halfway in between so that that girls could throw to her, and she would run the ball to Jim. For the next 5-10 minutes, he was firing balls at these two poor girls, knocking them down or hitting them in the face about half the time. He was 100% oblivious.”

As of now, the completely outrageous and on-brand story about Jim Harbaugh has not been confirmed. But I think we can all picture the whole thing in our heads.

While Jim Harbaugh’s tenure at Michigan has been unimpressive, he has led the Wolverines to a 5-0 record this year, which is good for first in the Big Ten East.

Will this be the year he can finally take down Ohio State?

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