A Monkey On A Tiny Motorcycle Attempts To Kidnap A Child In Indonesia In The Wildest Video You’ll See Today

Ini pasti monyetnya tukang ribut di sekolah pic.twitter.com/niitXnmvwZ

— ptr (@peteerh) May 3, 2020

Now I’m no expert on monkeys. Hell, I’m not even sure if this is actually a monkey or a chimp or what. But I know one thing: when you see a monkey on a motorcycle, that is not a monkey to trifle with. Monkey motorcycle gang (in adorable leather cuts), monkey on a solo self-exploration Harley ride, monkey doing some sort of dirtbike tricks…nope. I don’t trust ’em.

And now you can see why. You can hear the cameraman laugh initially on the assumption he’s seen an important lesson for that child, a silly Indonesia’s Funniest Home Videos type of fail situation. And then it instantly becomes monkey Taken and that laughter quickly fades. If it weren’t for this hero and his finger point of doom, who knows how long our badass biker monkey would have gone on for?

Absolutely horrifying. Either way, I’m glad we all now know what Disney learned at the box office a few years ago: The Jungle Book in real-life is wayyyyy less appealing than it seemed in animated form. Even Baloo embracing his femininity in a coconut bra couldn’t save this situation.

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