UFC’s Rachael Ostovich And Some Aggressive Bikini Pics Picked Up A Win This Weekend Without Even Being On The Card

Despite things briefly looking dicey after one of the fights on UFC 249’s card was canceled thanks to Jacare Souza and his corner testing positive for the Rona, it was a solid weekend for the company and anyone who needed a fix of live sports action. And even though there was a fun women’s fight on the card, won by Carla Esparza, Rachael Ostovich may be just as big of a winner with the knockout blows she threw on Instagram.

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As a newly crowned MMA tout (check out Awesemo’s MMA packages here that helped me take down a GPP), I think I can now adequately prognosticate the sport. And I’d say in my expert opinion that Rachael Ostovich bikini pics win via unanimous decision after three 10-8 rounds with every guy’s face looking like Tony Ferguson’s shattered orbital bone after they pop out of our heads like a cartoon wolf:

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Actually, upon further investigation, I may need to knock her down to a 30-25 win with one point deducted for this humblebrag:

Call it a hunch but I’ll say your or my quarantine 15 hit a little bit different than Rachael Ostovich’s. Then again, I haven’t tried this 2bdesiredswimwear she seems to be a fan of with no financial ties to it at all. Yeah. That must be the difference.