Myles Garrett and Odell Beckham Shared Some Twitter Lulz About Slapping Cops’ Asses and Hitting Mason Rudolph

How @obj thought spanking the cop was gonna go💀💀 pic.twitter.com/AzSRITQ4VI

— Myles Garrett (@Flash_Garrett) May 18, 2020

Wait a min!!!! That wasn’t even the worst part …. the worst part was I got charged wit assault….. and u somehow didn’t !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 only in America https://t.co/8fjZXIdsNv

— Odell Beckham Jr (@obj) May 18, 2020

Myles Garrett and Odell Beckham Jr. had a little fun on Twitter with their recent brushes with The Man but you’d have to think this is how Browns fans feel:

Even in the offseason with yet another new coaching regime, the Factory of Sadness rolls on. If you’ll recall, Odell Beckham found his beef with police in the locker room after LSU’s College Football Playoff win:

Per multiple outlets, an arrest warrant has been issued for #Browns WR Odell Beckham. He is being charged with simple battery.

He slapped the ass of a cop during #LSU's post-game locker room celebration.

Happy Thursday. pic.twitter.com/WbD5NqNh7x

— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) January 16, 2020

And, of course, Myles Garrett received an indefinite suspension after he went full Incredible Hulk on the Steelers’ Mason Rudolph with Rudolph’s own helmet:

They say tragedy + time = comedy. Odell Beckham Jr. and Myles Garrett have certainly had a lot of time to think about things and you can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of both situations. But for Browns fans it probably feels like more of the same. Guys do dumb things off the field and on and ultimately learn nothing from it. Sunrise, sunset. At least the Cleveland Browns’ incompetence is one sense of normalcy we can rely on in these trying times of 2020: