Big Ten Insider, Sir Yacht, Gives Hope To A Nation

Twitter bro and Big Ten insider, Sir Yacht, is my only source of hope in the year 2020. The only thing making me believe this story is of course someone named Sir Yacht is about to take Kevin Warren down. If you’re following the disaster that is the Big Ten football situation right now, you may have seen some tweets from our maritime hero that claim he has inside information about what exactly is happening behind closed doors with America’s worst run conference.

https://twitter.com/SirYacht/status/1295375622496288768?s=20

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https://twitter.com/SirYacht/status/1295378816748212226?s=20

So who is this Sir Yacht? He appears to have a sports podcast, he also claims to be the “CEO of Ohio,” which to be honest, I don’t really know what that means, so I’m just going to ignore it. He needs to add B1G Insider to his bio so I can really believe him.

https://twitter.com/SirYacht/status/1295759238833287171?s=20

Do I trust a stranger on Twitter with news about the most important thing in my life? Yes. Sir Yacht is a respectable name, if his name was Sir Row Boat, I might have questions. But nobody that associates with Yachts is going to lie to me about something as important as football. He even got a new update this morning, would he be getting new information if he made it up to begin with? Makes you think, but I doubt it. Sir Yacht, you are a beacon of light in this cruel and dark world. Please be right or I will never be able to trust a stranger on Twitter again. Go Big Red on October 2nd! (or 3rd, dates subject to change per Sir Yacht)

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