A Female Olympic Boxer Tested Positive For PEDs But Had It Overturned Due To Her Having Unprotected Sex

USADA told Houston Olympic boxer @GinnyFuchsUSA,who tested positive for prohibited substance,was determined to have been ingested by her(unprotected sex)without fault or negligence&won’t face ineligibility.USA Boxing told Fuchs the USADA sanction of”No Fault”is the proper outcome pic.twitter.com/ez0gkS7fah

— Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) June 11, 2020

Well I’m glad they got this one right for ol’ Ginny “Raw Dog” Fuchs. We’ve heard some absurd USADA defenses over the years. Jon Jones has magically had drugs put in his supplements more times than you can count. Even women like Cris Cyborg have had curious exemptions before.

But you very rarely hear the “Someone who took PEDs dropped some baby batter inside me” defense. As we re-learned earlier in the week, sex is a key way that people drive COVID-19 spread. So logically the same can be true with some sort of performance enhancer or illegal substitute. The virus-PED transitive property or something. That checks out to me.

Either way, if Ginny doesn’t immediately adopt the nickname “Raw Dog” this post is all for naught. That’s absolute money right there. Especially if she puts out merch that evokes the old Big Dog brand:

Olympic boxing isn’t exactly the most cash-rich endeavor so I hope Raw Dog Fuchs takes heed of this savvy marketing advice she’s being given. Female empowerment and sex jokes all in one? That’s a winner in my book.

(h/t Black Sports Online)

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