Texas Football Coach Jeff Banks’ Stripper Girlfriend’s Pet Monkey Allegedly Bit a Trick-or-Treater

Sometimes a headline can come across as so wacky, it’s hard to believe it’s true. This one is very true, and very bizarre.

Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks supposedly left his wife, and shacked up with a stripper named Pole Assassin.

Pole Assassin, who is a real person, has a pet monkey named Gia. She uses the pet monkey in her act sometimes.

See below:

🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣

The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂

Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn

— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021

Gia the Monkey allegedly bit a trick or treater:

I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.

The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.

— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021

A pretty rando tweet. However, Banks’ girlfriend Pole Assassin seemingly confirmed it in a tweet from her now deleted Twitter account.
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You can read the tweets below:

The girlfriend tweeted about the incident, but she didn’t exactly clear things up.

People lie so much it’s ridiculous ! Stop believing everything u hear ! And more of what u see ! SMH !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

No one was viciously attack this a lie , a whole lie ! She was not apart of any haunted house , the kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

I had a haunted house on one side gated off/ he had no permission to go pass the gate i had no idea he went in my back yard. neither did i know anything about a bite ! Until a doctor of neighborhood told me the treat a small bite. No parent have contacted me about it !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

The woman also posted a video of her walking through the yard in question to try and further corroborate her account of the events:

Proof ! Stop with the lies and this is my monkey not Jeffs , so why try and bash him for something that at has nothing to do with him ! pic.twitter.com/l43xXi5WIL

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

College football is wild.

Now that’s one Halloween story you’ll never quite forget.

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