Randy Johnson Kept a Bag of Baseballs Next to His Bed For Self Defense

When you live in a big city,  it’s always wise to protect yourself. For some, that means installing an alarm system, or perhaps keeping a gun in your household. For me, I just keep a bat next to my bed. If anyone wants to break in, it’s go time. For former Major League flamethrower Randy Johnson, well, he’s always armed.

His weapon of choice, baseballs.

Randy Johnson once claimed that he kept a bag of baseballs by his bed to throw at home invaders.https://t.co/1ZSdFlQa7M

— SB Nation (@SBNation) February 9, 2021

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Randy once said he’s not a gun owner:

Hey good news I solved everything. Ban guns, give every home a Randy Johnson pic.twitter.com/P5nGwZXEDR

— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) September 16, 2019

Randy with a baseball inside a small room can easily be considered a deadly weapon.

The guy could still probably throw in the low 90’s.

Just remember what happened to an innocent dove:

Hopefully Randy never needs to break out his bag of balls in the middle of the night.

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