Philadelphia Looters Take Everything in Store Except a Cowboys Recliner

Philadelphia residents don’t even want Cowboys stuff when it’s essentially free. As with most major American cities, rioting and looting occurred in Philadelphia amid protests surrounding the murder of George Floyd. This store in particular fell victim to the looting and got completely cleaned out with the exception of a couple items:

@kmess22 https://t.co/qQymgnnIBw

— AJ Torres (@ajtorres1230) June 3, 2020

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That would be a lamp and a Dallas Cowboys reclining chair left behind. Why there would even be a Dallas Cowboys anything in a Philly store is beyond comprehension. The only thing I can think of is that maybe this store owner is a Cowboys fan and attempted to use the chair as a way of deterring looters from entering. I mean, you’re an Eagles fan and you see the Cowboys chair through the window and maybe you think to yourself, “Well, there must be nothing worthwhile in here. Let’s skip this one.” Didn’t work obviously. Maybe it backfired and they looted the store just because there was a Cowboys chair inside. That’s probably more realistic considering that we are talking about Philly fans here.

I don’t know what this store is — seems to be some sort of furniture store — but it’s hard to imagine that this store could sell anything in Philly with a Cowboys recliner just sitting in the middle of the store. Other than a rack of Nelson Agholor jerseys, I couldn’t imagine a bigger turn-off for Philly fans.

Also WTF do Philly people have against lamps?

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