Marshawn Lynch Shared A Crazy Story About Catching A Dope Fiend Who Sh*t Outside His Restaurant

Maarshawn Lynch is one of the most entertaining personalities the NFL has ever seen. The super bowl champ earned the nickname “beastmode” for his prowess on the field. However, it’s the persona off the field that everyone has come to know and love. Marshawn Lynch joined The Pat McAfee Show and the content those two put out was as gold as you can imagine. But there was one story that stuck out above all else. McAfee asked Marshawn Lynch about the craziest shit he has ever seen and, well, Lynch answered with a story about literal poop.

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Not even Pat McAfee expected Marshawn Lynch to tell a story about poop and dope fiends, but that’s the direction the story went.

“I had got the restaurant, which I’m in right now, and when we first got it, I would come in here, and I would clean up and go outside in the front, sweep up,” Lynch told McAfee. “One morning, I got up here, and I noticed, ‘Damn that’s a funky-ass smell.’ I looked to the side of my front door, and it’s a big ass pile of shit. I’m talking about human shit. It was right on the side of the door.”

“I can’t be in here serving food, and motherfuckers come walk in and they smellin’ straight ass cheeks when they come in here, like, ‘I don’t think that’s the restaurant I need to eat in.’ So, man, I get the water hose, and I’m hosing it down. We got a couple dope fiends that usually walk back [and forth] up in front. One of them owned up to it, and I said, ‘Well, look, man, check it out, so you don’t do this no more, you come by here, and we get you a broom. You help us, we help you.’ I put a proposition together for him, and I ain’t cleaning up shit no more.”

Props to Marshawn Lynch for cleaning up the mess himself and suspecting that it was one of the dope fiends that took a dump on the door. The biggest surprise from this story for me, however, was the fact that the guy actually owned up to taking a deuce on the restaurant. The whole interview between Lynch and McAfee is great and I suggest you give it a listen if you have the time. You won’t regret it.

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