Khloe Kardashian Strongly Implies Tristan Thompson Is The Lucky Recipient Of Ass Eating In Quarantine

Well that’s certainly one way to reply to a photo of a cake.

Normally I, like many of you, experience Kardashian fatigue the instant I see them pop up in headlines. You can never knock the hustle of this family and their empire building business but I grew to accept a long time ago that their antics aren’t my cup of tea. Khloe, Kim, Kourtney and the gang are attractive women with an undeniable impact on the world around us. Kylie has one of the most successful beauty businesses around, Kendall has a full brothel of NBA bros wrapped around her fingers, there’s a lot going on. But at this point very little in their world truly stands out as noteworthy after all they’ve done and the millions of hours of coverage they’ve spawned.

But unabashed booty eating in Rona times? Yeah that one will catch my eye. I’d be lying if I said that subjecting a gal to that particular trip to Flavor Town is one that I find in my personal interests. But there’s no denying that its very existence indicates a degree of trust and love in Khloe and Tristan’s relationship that maybe we haven’t picked up on over the years. Tristan has taken a lot of crap over the years, even called “Tristan Kardashian” negatively by players and fans, because of his on-off drama with Khloe. And maybe everyone just didn’t know the entire connection that they shared. No girl is getting nose deep in dude bung for a hookup even if you could eat a meal off of Tristan’s cheeks. That’s sacrifice. That’s commitment. That’s love.

So yeah I’d say you have to respect the candor and their dedication to extracurricular foreplay activities even during these trying times. As long as their buttholes are properly quarantined, socially distanced, and not heavily involved in practice activities right before said initiatives, I find no issue here. Carry on Tristan and Khloe, their love and flexible taste buds an inspiration to us all in these trying times.

Live look at Tristan Thompson after the booty hasn’t been eaten in the last 12 hours:

(h/t @BlackSportsOnline)