Kendrick Perkins: “The Bucks Couldn’t Guard a Parked Car Today”

Kendrick Perkins, a man who would have had difficulty scoring on a parked car during his NBA career, posted video reaction of the Milwaukee Bucks’ series opening loss to the Miami Heat with the caption, “The Bucks couldn’t Guard a Parked Car today…Vucevic drop a cool 35 piece wing dinner on them today. Carry on…

The Bucks couldn’t Guard a Parked Car today…Vucevic drop a cool 35 piece wing dinner on them today. Carry on… pic.twitter.com/l3sbTNiBpe

— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) August 18, 2020

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In the video, Perk claims he’s “not predicting the Magic to beat the Bucks in the series,” but that the Bucks have “lost their defensive identity.” You have to love the position Perk has put himself in.

If the Bucks lose the series, it’s an “I told you so” type of deal, but if the Magic lose then it’s a “I wasn’t predicting the Magic to win” type of deal. Perk really is learning how to work this sports media role.

Just for laughs, here’s three minutes of Kendrick Perkins fails.

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