Dallas Cowboys Defensive Coordinator Mike Nolan Has An Excuse To Run From The Media Thanks To A Hot Sauce Situation

The Dallas Cowboys are such a joke it’s incredible. After losing to the Washington Football Team yesterday, defensive coordinator Mike Nolan had an interesting excuse to push back his presser.

Conference call with Cowboys defensive coordinator Mike Nolan has been put on hold because he had Tabasco sauce on his finger and it got in his eye.
Can't make this stuff up..
damn

— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) October 26, 2020

This is so on point for the Cowboys season. If I’m Jerry Jones I’m firing Mike Nolan and the entire coaching staff. Enough is enough. Twitter was loving this Tobasco situation.

Conference call with Mike Nolan has been halted because he got tabasco sauce in his eye. This season is off the rails.

— Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins) October 26, 2020

That's the same pain Cowboys fans feel watching them play.

— Kyle Dalton (@kdsportswriter) October 26, 2020

I’m waiting for the hot sauce to get its own Twitter account and only fans page on IG https://t.co/f3T3l9iaFb

— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) October 26, 2020

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Poor situational awareness extends to Cowboys coaching staff. Defense burned again https://t.co/V7Cw2zV1L3

— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) October 26, 2020

Calls plays like he always has Tabasco sauce on his eyes

— Kevork Derian (@Kevork05) October 26, 2020

Things just keep going from bad to worse for Mike Nolan and the Dallas Cowboys. The craziest part is, they’re still in the running for the NFC East at 2-5.

Only problem is they are a god awful football team. their D can’t stop Kyle Allen, and the offense may be thinning out. With Andy Dalton’s concussion, the Cowboys may be forced to turn to rookie qb Ben DiNucci from James Madison.

Hot sauce in the eye is the least of the Cowboys issues.

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