Cristiano Ronaldo Has A New Look And People Are Losing It

Cristiano Ronaldo is currently in quarantine, yet again, for testing positive for COVID-19. It looks like he’s living just fine, though. He’s repping a freshly-shaven head in this Instagram post from earlier today.

People were having fun at Ronaldo’s expense for his new look.

What does Cristiano Ronaldo look like he does for a living? pic.twitter.com/uWK2wuRwj8

— Richie O'Reilly (@richieoreillyIV) October 22, 2020

Looks like an extra from Taken tbh https://t.co/ZaU6TYGL5V

— KyleLong.ETH (@Ky1eLong) October 22, 2020

Works part time at Footlocker, full time “entrepreneur” working on an undefined side hustle that “hasn’t gotten off the ground yet”

— Mike Kosciesza (@mikekosciesza) October 22, 2020

Let me tell you about an opportunity that earns me $10,000 a month. All from the comfort of my home.

— Kristen (@notthatkristen) October 22, 2020

2020 The year where John Cena has lots of hair and Cristiano Ronaldo has a military cut. https://t.co/C2cb7MgVq4

— Georgey (@Georgey6801) October 21, 2020

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All jokes aside, how about that watch he Ronaldo has on in that Instagram post? I don’t even want to know how expensive that thing is.

The new positive test means that Ronaldo will have to sit out all Juventus games for the foreseeable future. That includes the game against Lionel Messi and Barcelona on Wednesday. While Ronaldo won’t be suiting up for the matchup, the G.O.A.T debate will rage on.

For what it’s worth, I’d take Messi on my team any day over Ronaldo.

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