Adult Entertainment Webcam Company Makes Enormous Offer to Replace Under Armour as UCLA Athletics Partner

UCLA athletics made headlines this week amid reports that Under Armour wants to end their massive 15-year, $280 million partnership with the school just five years into the deal. Fortunately, a new suitor has emerged that can potentially replace Under Armour.

Adult entertainment webcam company, CamSoda, has made a 10-year, $205 million offer to become the official partner of UCLA athletics.

Adult entertainment webcam company CamSoda is offering UCLA $205 million over 10 years to fill the void left by Under Armour.

It won’t be accepted, but that’s a hell of an offer. pic.twitter.com/hofk6uYkBI

— Darren Heitner (@DarrenHeitner) June 29, 2020

Let’s start by saying that this is a fantastic promotional move by CamSoda. Even if they can’t afford to spend $205 million, you know it won’t be accepted and you know it will be reported on if it gets out. If there’s any industry thriving during these in-and-out quarantine times, it’s the adult entertainment industry. Here’s the official google search snippet for CamSoda,

“CamSoda is a totally new type of adult webcam site where you can browse through hundreds of cam girls, and watch live sex. Not only does CamSoda have the most beautiful girls live 24/7 we also have exclusive featured live porn stars, virtual reality live sex shows and a cam house with VR cams. You can spy on and chat with our CamSoda girls.”

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I hope UCLA accepts this offer just to send a big “fuck you” to the NCAA. Would love to see the NCAA scramble trying to handle this one and make up some bullshit rules to prevent it. Current UCLA AD Dan Guerrero is set to retire on July 1 after 18 years so new AD Martin Jarmond can really make an immediate impact by accepting this CamSoda offer.

CamSoda should not be confused with the popular website CamNewton which is basically the same thing except instead of being naked, the girls are filmed in ridiculous outfits.

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