Nebraska Hero Ander Christensen Isn’t Afraid To Talk About Divisive Topics Like Boneless Wings

Local Nebraskan hero, Ander Christensen, took to a Lincoln City Council meeting to express some very valid points about the dangers of “boneless wings.”

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Boneless Wings: TRASH

Boneless wings are as Ander says, TRASH. They are also known in the food community as CHICKEN NUGGETS. As a wing connoisseur, I take wings seriously, and they need to have the bones. I don’t respect anyone that orders boneless wings in any situation, it’s like if someone likes their steak well done…an immediate red flag. These types of people should be put on some sort of watch list. Or at the very least a DNAW (do not associate with) list. Ban them from social gatherings, make them think about their choices, maybe they will change their ways once they are cast away from society.

If nothing else, do it for the children. Watching this behavior from adults is going to ruin their future decision making. You want a bunch of kids running around being scared of bones?? Only once “boneless wings” are removed from menus, will we rest. Thank you Ander, you make me proud to be both a Nebraskan, and a wing fan.

But I think we must get our new King a chicken wing tie. Looks like he has hamburgers or something on his current one, that’s not gonna fly.

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