Degen Bet of the Day: The Return of Estonian Football!

It’s a tough time to be a sports bettor during COVID times, but we are getting a wider array of sports bets to make with each week. It may be awhile until we have mainstream American sports to bet on, but the degenerate never sleeps. Tail at your own risk!

Good afternoon, sports bettors! I have some exciting news to announce and I am sure that you have already heard the big news. Meistriliiga football is returning in the fabulous country of Estonia! Estonia is truly a hidden gem. I have never been there, but if you are a single male then it is the place to be! For every 84 males, there are 100 women. Other than the Northern Mariana Islands, a U.S. territory in the Pacific, Estonia has the smallest percentage of males in the ENTIRE WORLD. Rumor and Google has it that a large percentage of these women are tremendously beautiful. Nothing turns a beautiful Estonian woman on faster than an American telling her that he regularly bets on Estonian Soccer.

Did you also know that the only NBA player ever from Estonia is 1996 first-round draft pick Martin Muursepp? It’s true! Here he is taking a shit in mid-air:

That’s pretty cool! Martin is from the capital city of Tallinn and they have a whole bunch of football teams to bet on there.

Tallinna Kalev vs. Narva Trans

One of those teams in Tallinn is JK Tallinna Kalev and this team is very bad. I’m pretty sure JK was just added to their team name to emphasize how big of a joke these guys are. Over the last 37 Meistriiliga matches, TK has six wins, six draws and 25 losses. Amazingly, there were two teams worse than them last year that got relegated. They take on JK Narva Trans who is a -670 favorite here so there goes my JK theory. Maybe they added JK to Narva Trans too in order to sway the betting public.

Sign up with DraftKings Sportsbook today and get a deposit bonus up to $500 plus a risk-free $500 bet. That’s $1,000 VALUE when you sign up using this link. Applicable only to residents of PA, IN, NJ, IA, NH, WV & CO. Have a gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER.

Both Teams to Score will be the degenerate bet I’m looking at for this one. TK will most certainly allow a goal as they have gone 20 straight without a clean sheet and have allowed about 2.5 goals per match over their last 37 in Meistriiliga play. While we can probably sharpie in a NT score, we can’t do that for TK as they average just 0.8 goals per game over their last 37 Meistriiliga matches. You can find this Both Teams to Score bet on DraftKings Sportsbook with odds of -162 for YES and +118 for NO. This is essentially a bet for TK not to score so go ahead and take those +118 odds with an implied probability of 45.9%!

Pick: JK Tallinna Kalev/JK Narva Trans — Both Teams to Score NO +118

Good luck!

Check us out on TWITTER, where we talk sports, share articles, and have lots of giveaways!