The Bears’ Roquan Smith Has An Interesting Spin On Social Distancing As He Spends Quarantine On A Boat With Porn Chicks

Heavy – Roquan Smith appears to be living it up. The Chicago Bears linebacker posted multiple photos and videos on his Instagram story featuring he and several acquaintances posing in very close proximity while appearing to party on a boat on a crowded beach. One of the people present on the boat is porn star Abella Danger, who is wearing a Chicago Bears hat in the photo Smith shared of her.

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While I’m not necessarily the biggest fan of the collected works of Abella Danger or flagrantly violating the social distancing rules everyone is supposed to adhere to right now, it’s hard to not respect Roquan Smith pulling this one off. Sure he may potentially be a part of the problem as we’re overrun by this pandemic whose curve is unable to be flattened because people think they’re invincible as they result in COVID-19 spreading. And sure it’s an awful look for a player whose league has been rumored to have vague concerns about their ability to start a season on time or even in the year 2020.

But we all know dudes and this is Dudes Rock 2020. Even in the most adverse conditions of our lifetimes, the opportunity to party with a porn star is probably too much to pass up. We all cope in different ways with Mitchell Trubisky’s contract option not being picked up. Maybe poor Roquan was so crestfallen that he couldn’t even get out of bed in the morning if it weren’t for this veritable Mother Teresian effort by Ms. Danger to brighten his spirits. This could have been Roquan Smith’s equivalent of all those “you are not alone” ads for people coping with Corona quarantines that air during every TV show now.

Plus, given the nature of the adult film community, those ladies and gentlemen are tested way more than the general populace for most things. One would assume and hope that includes a vigorous pandemic based panel good for both land and sea.

If not, we can look back at this moment from Roquan Smith as the time the tides fully turned on us enjoying football during the fall. Hopefully any and all fluids exchanged are worth the trickle down suffering we all may endure when we have to enjoy eSpoorts Mario Party DFS because the NFL got canceled when syphilis and Coronavirus merged to create a new superstrain on this boat. Hopefully it’ll be called Mitchell Trubisky disease for the poetry of it all.