Randy Johnson Kept a Bag of Baseballs Next to His Bed For Self Defense

When you live in a big city,  it’s always wise to protect yourself. For some, that means installing an alarm system, or perhaps keeping a gun in your household. For me, I just keep a bat next to my bed. If anyone wants to break in, it’s go time. For former Major League flamethrower Randy Johnson, well, he’s always armed.

His weapon of choice, baseballs.

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Randy Johnson once claimed that he kept a bag of baseballs by his bed to throw at home invaders.https://t.co/1ZSdFlQa7M

— SB Nation (@SBNation) February 9, 2021

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Randy once said he’s not a gun owner:

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Hey good news I solved everything. Ban guns, give every home a Randy Johnson pic.twitter.com/P5nGwZXEDR

— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) September 16, 2019

Randy with a baseball inside a small room can easily be considered a deadly weapon.

The guy could still probably throw in the low 90’s.

Just remember what happened to an innocent dove:

Hopefully Randy never needs to break out his bag of balls in the middle of the night.

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