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Michael Jordan’s ‘Heavily’ Used Underwear Hits the Auction Block

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February 24, 1997: Michael Jordan of the Chicago Bulls. ***** NORTH & SOUTH AMERICA SALES ONLY ----- NORTH & SOUTH AMERICA SALES ONLY *****

Michael Jordan memorabilia is a hot item, as he still to this very day is one of the most popular athletes in the world. Everything he has used,  or even touched seems to be an item people are willing to spend money on. The latest item to hit the auction block is absolutely ridiculous, a pair of MJ’s underwear.

Via NY Post:

“An auction insider tells us that the shorts were “regularly” worn by Jordan and show signs of “heavy use.” But we’ll be damned if we’re going to ask what that means so if you want to know you’re going to have to find out yourself. Their number is (732) 290-8000. God speed.

The blurb also says that this item is “about as close to greatness as one can get,” which seems fair enough but only if what you mean by “greatness” is MJ’s sweaty Chicago Bulls.

The good news — or the bad news if that’s “your thing” — is that they have a dry cleaning tag in them, so they’ve probably been washed.”

The shorts are part of a sale of Jordan’s belongings that ended up in the hands of his one-time bodyguard, John Michael Wozniak (who was memorably seen beating Jordan in a game of coin-toss in the Bulls doc, “The Last Dance”). Other items in the sale include coats, suits, ties and golf clubs that once belonged to the GOAT.

$500 is the reserve price if you got some extra cash.

If you’re willing to spend money on Michael Jordan’s underwear, you probably don’t want them washed though. Why walk a mile in a man shoes when you can wear his underwear.

What a strange world we live in.


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