HaHa Clinton-Dix Ran Into A Couple Of Actual Bears While On A Scooter And A Security Camera Captured it All

HaHa Clinton-Dix left the Chicago Bears for the Dallas Cowboys in the offseason. So he likely thought he was free of random bears ruining his day *cough Trubisky cough*. But here’s poor Ha Ha enjoying what he thought was a nice leisurely scoot when some bears pop out of nowhere with unknown intentions in mind. Great reflexes despite the terror that must have ran through his soul.

Luckily for Haha, these seemed like more of the Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo variety of bears with their equally terrified reaction. I actually feel kind of bad for the bears. Who among us that lives in a major city hasn’t been in the shoes of these bears? You’re enjoying a nice leisurely walk, in this case around Father’s Day for the bears. And then all of a sudden some dude careens down the sidewalk on a scooter and nearly takes your head off. Bears may not be “allowed” on the sidewalk but scooters usually aren’t either. These two adorable bears deserve their rights to life, liberty, and not dying at the hands of scooting like the rest of us.

Either way though, it’s good news that both Haha Clinton-Dix and the bears escaped unscathed. It’s even better news that I was also able the proper way to format Haha Clinton-Dix’s name after seeing it spelled approximately five different ways on my first Google search. But let the record show:

Haha. One word, like an apathetic reply to a text like you didn’t actually laugh at. Or the reaction of a barely bemused bear who narrowly survived an encounter with a scooting maniac. Haha.

 

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