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Christmas Decorations Honor UT Coach Jeff Banks, His Stripper Girlfriend, Emotional Support Monkey

Texas assistant head coach Jeff Banks signals for a timeout during the first half of the Texas Orange and White Spring Scrimmage in Austin, Texas, Saturday, April 24, 2021. (AP Photo/Michael Thomas)

Tis the season.

Remember when Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his stripper girlfriend, the “Pole Assassin,” had their pet monkey out and it allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween?

Well, that really struck a chord with one Christmas decorator, who turned that warming narrative into a holiday lawn decor miracle.

See below:

Twitter reacted to the decorations:

https://twitter.com/SICEMBALL/status/1470380491765395460

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. That story is absurd but real.

What a way to honor Banks and his stripper girlfriend, and most of all, her pet monkey.


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