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Jerry Jones Tries to Use Simple Arithmetic To Explain His Optimism for Upcoming Dallas Cowboys Season

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones stands on the sidelines prior to an NFL preseason football game against the Denver Broncos, Saturday, Aug. 13, 2022, in Denver. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Jerry Jones isn’t your typical billionaire.

The Cowboys owner and general manager is preparing for Week 1 by talking absolutely bat sh*t crazy on the radio. Jerry Jones made his weekly appearance on 105.3 The Fan’s Shan & RJ show this week, and he delivered an absolutely baffling string of words that are the very definition of crazy talk. Here’s how the interaction went down Tuesday morning:

“HOST: Jerry, I know you’re very optimistic by nature. Is your optimism for this year the same as it is every year?

“JONES: Well, let me just address the first way you stated the question without any issue on it. I have to believe 1 and 1 is 3. I can’t operate where 1 and 1 is 2. We all know it is, physically, but the 3 is where you have to go. Now you have to have optimism to operate out in that world, and commit, and do things when you’ve got to count on 1 and 1 being 3. I’m not trying to play games, but that’s where the biggest payoffs are, is out there. It’s there for everybody to grab, if 1 and 1 is 2. So here you go.”

Say what now Jerry?

Jerry needs to know that when he spouts out these instant classics, it makes him sound like he’s insane.  Although if Jerry wants to keep going on with these kind of rants, I’m all for it, it’s absolutely hilarious content.   

In Jerry’s World, 1+1 does = 3.

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