Christmas Decorations Honor UT Coach Jeff Banks, His Stripper Girlfriend, Emotional Support Monkey

Tis the season.

Remember when Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his stripper girlfriend, the “Pole Assassin,” had their pet monkey out and it allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween?

Well, that really struck a chord with one Christmas decorator, who turned that warming narrative into a holiday lawn decor miracle.

See below:

Twitter reacted to the decorations:

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. That story is absurd but real.

What a way to honor Banks and his stripper girlfriend, and most of all, her pet monkey.

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