Tis the season.
Remember when Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his stripper girlfriend, the “Pole Assassin,” had their pet monkey out and it allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween?
🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣
The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂
Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn
— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021
Well, that really struck a chord with one Christmas decorator, who turned that warming narrative into a holiday lawn decor miracle.
The North Pole Assassin pic.twitter.com/fQz1ElG5Vr
— Doug Keegan (@doug_keegan) December 12, 2021
Twitter reacted to the decorations:
— BMPickering (@GACyclone91) December 13, 2021
Christmas decoration of the year https://t.co/Xw2EXRnY9H
— OutCYde the Lines (@OutCYdeTheLine) December 13, 2021
— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) December 13, 2021
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! https://t.co/X8Ab9gID47
— Vicki (@VickiHullabaloo) December 13, 2021
Just when you think OU fans can't up their pettiness game anymore… https://t.co/4GMMqUK44g
— LASooner (@TheLASooner) December 13, 2021
This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen https://t.co/JLk7Mztr9T
— Cale Buchman (@cmbuchman) December 13, 2021
I. AM. DEAD. https://t.co/MD5QAsrVuD
— Big Bad Bear (@CoxHerb) December 13, 2021
The winner of Twitter for 2021 https://t.co/7cfW5Z9Upl
— Blayne Gilmer (@BGilmer18) December 13, 2021
Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. That story is absurd but real.
What a way to honor Banks and his stripper girlfriend, and most of all, her pet monkey.
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